Friday, June 7, 2013

Happy INSOMNIA day!!!!

Are you all experiencing a little INSOMNIA?? Tired, blood-shot eyes? Nervous, unspent energy? If so, you've probably been reading INSOMNIA!! It's creepy, it's twisted, it will mess with your head and your heart in the most amazing ways. And the good news is: It's now available for all!!

"After four years of sleeplessness, high school junior Parker Chipp can't take much more. Every night, instead of sleeping, he enters the dreams of the last person he's made eye contact with. If he doesn't sleep soon, Parker will die."

In honor of this awesome book, Ellen and I decided we wanted to harness Parker's power and spend a few nights watching the dreams of some of our (and Jenn's) favorite people. In order to do that, we had to make eye contact with them. We may have stalked a little, and it's possible we screamed like rabid fangirls in order to get these guys to look at us, but we did and here's what we observed in their dreams.

Adam Levine's dreams started off just like I expected. Me and him (sorry, Jenn) singing ballads to each other. I didn't even realize he remembered me from that concert where we made eye contact. But what can I say, forcing him to make eye contact with me again in order to observe his dream, must've jogged his memory because there I was, in his subconscious. But then, he began reading out loud. And do you know what book it was? Of course: INSOMNIA. So there you have it. Adam Levine dreams of me and Insomnia. Good choices, Adam, good choices.

Unlike Kasie, when I look into Henry Cavill's eyes, the only think I remember is hearing that old Salt 'n' Pepa song "Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be, Let's talk about it." And then he dreamed that we played scrabble all night long. Dirty scrabble...

Tom Hiddleston. Hello, Loki, who knew you had such beautiful eyes? I mean, besides me because I obviously made contact with these babies. I thought Tom's dreams would be full of ways to thwart Thor's attempts at the throne, but no, they weren't. They were just full of him laughing that semi-evil, semi-sexy laugh of his. And that's it. I think I will spend another night in his dreams because it was really creepy-cool. (Kind of guessed it......INSOMNIA) 

Well I spent the night gazing into my favorite K-drama actor Gong Yoo's eyes which was an interesting experience because he dreamed that we were in a coffee shop, a la Coffee Prince, and he was teaching me how to make coffee, and I was trying to tell him that I don't like coffee when he turned around and his shirt was off. And so I just took the hot coffee and burned my tongue on it and woke up. I need to try this again, but preferably without scalding my tongue... on coffee at least...

You know, if you are going to have Insomnia, the best way to have it is with a good book in hand - or a hot man. We find good books can be more reliable so we recommend treating your Insomnia with INSOMNIA!

CONGRATULATIONS JENN!!! We love INSOMNIA! Uh, the book that is! :o)


  1. Aww! I LOVE this post! Thank you so so so so much guys! And I, by reward of it being my release day, get all these guys...and the uber-awesome gif. :)

    It has been decided.

  2. Happy release day, Jenn! I cannot wait for INSOMNIA. :)

  3. Congratulations, Jenn! Insomnia was SO amazing - one of my rare five-stars books! You and your book are awesome ;)

  4. I got to that pic of Tom Hiddleston I was...I mean I...something. Ahem.


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