Ellen Oh's First VLOG Ever! and dare...

The dare - Write a ridiculously bad poem and videotape yourself reciting it.
The foolish one - Ellen Oh aka Ello aka Speakswithbadcold
Unfortunately, this video transmission will NOT self-destruct in five seconds...

The poem - a really really bad burrito poem repeated here for your endless amusement:

I love you, she said,

with tears in her eyes.

But we can't be together,

we must say our goodbyes.

How can you do this?

he cried in agony and pain.

How can you leave me

standing in the rain?

You said that you'd love me forever,

but it was all untrue

All it took was one burrito.

What's a man to do?

Should I have gone to the bathroom?

Should I have held it in?

Was it really so bad?

Was it such a big sin?

She nodded quite sadly

as she said with a sigh.

It's pretty bad,

I nearly died!

My mascara has run

and my nose is still burning.

My contacts have melted,

and my stomach's still turning.

We can't be together,

this much is true.

You fart like an elephant.

You stink like a zoo.

With that she turned away

and quickly departed.

Leaving the boy and his burrito

completely brokenhearted.

Duh End